Scène de Comédie Surréaliste avec Ballons SQUISH

Photorealistic surreal comedy scene, vertical 9:16. A young woman with a short black bob haircut and straight bangs sits cross-legged on a beige carpet, wearing a fitted white T-shirt and loose gray sweatpants, arms crossed and looking down with a calm, slightly unimpressed expression. Beneath her, a young man in a white T-shirt lies flat on the carpet in a ridiculous exaggerated pose, his face transformed into a highly expressive cartoon-like reaction: enormous bulging eyes, wide-open mouth, and an unnaturally long pink tongue extending dramatically across the floor. Keep the overall scene humorous and absurd while maintaining realistic skin, clothing, lighting, and textures. Behind them is a plain warm beige wall with large inflated orange balloon letters spelling “SQUISH”, slightly irregular and glossy. On the carpet in the foreground are a bright yellow rubber duck, a small cute potted cactus, a pink-frosted donut, red heart-shaped sunglasses, and the striped tail of a cat entering from the lower left edge. Warm indoor ambient lighting, soft natural shadows, cozy apartment atmosphere, low camera angle, wide-angle perspective, realistic fabric and carpet textures, detailed faces, playful surrealism, cinematic photography, subtle fisheye distortion, high detail, sharp foreground subjects, slightly softer background, whimsical internet-meme aesthetic, realistic yet absurd, no text other than the orange “SQUISH” balloon letters.