Prompt vidéo IA de comédie chinoise au ton impassible (30s)

【Style】Chinese local black humor short drama (Chinese Deadpan Comedy), photorealistic live action, casual online video texture, slight handheld camera, real physical movement, 4K high definition 【Duration】30 seconds, single continuous take 【Aspect Ratio】16:9 horizontal 【Language】All dialogue in Chinese on site, precise Chinese lip sync; no narration, no subtitles 【Scenes】Old courtyard in a northern Chinese county town → Retro dessert shop in a small Chinese city → Corridor of an old county-town guesthouse 【Characters】@Image 1 named "Mo Ning", explains to camera; @Image 2 named "A Lan", fellow customer at the dessert shop; @Image 3 named "Aunt Wang", A Lan's companion 【Reference Image Execution Rules】 The faces, body shapes, hairstyles, makeup, clothing, and accessories of all three characters strictly inherit their respective reference images; no appearance elements may be added, removed, or modified in the video. Characters fully match their reference images upon first appearance, and no face, outfit, or body type changes are allowed in subsequent scene transitions. 【Core Content】 Mo Ning explains to camera: to judge whether a video is AI-generated, do not only look at clarity - observe animal movement, physical effects, character reactions, and spatial relationships. As she explains, she "demonstrates" with increasingly absurd on-site behavior, but always believes the problem lies with the AI video, not herself. 【Character Performance Logic】 Mo Ning always treats herself as a serious professional teaching. The more absurd the event, the calmer and more self-righteous she becomes. She is not deliberately trying to make the audience laugh; the humor comes from her deadpan misjudgment. A Lan has no warning before the event; only after liquid actually touches her body does she react with neck retraction, eye closing, hand raising, and dodging. Aunt Wang must first check on A Lan, then turn to look at Mo Ning; she is forbidden from glaring early or anticipating the event. [00:00-00:05.30] Shot 1: Don't look at quality, look at details first (Static Medium Shot) Old courtyard in a northern Chinese county town, gray brick walls, red wooden door, white plastic chairs, weeds at the wall base, drying corn, and everyday clutter. Afternoon natural light enters the courtyard from the side, tree leaf shadows sway slightly. Static frontal medium shot: Mo Ning sits on a white plastic chair, leaning forward naturally, hands near her knees, looking directly at the camera. [00:00-00:02.30] Mo Ning speaks as if sharing a simple practical tip, clear and natural pace: 【Lip Sync Guide】"How do you tell if a video is made by AI?" After speaking, she keeps her gaze still, pauses about 0.2 seconds, confirming the audience's attention is focused. [00:02.30-00:05.30] Mo Ning gently raises one hand, as if starting to list key points: 【Lip Sync Guide】"Don't stare at the quality, look at the animals first. The moment AI touches cats and dogs, it's easiest to slip up." "Look at the animals first" is slightly emphasized; "easiest to slip up" is said with certainty, like a rule that has been repeatedly verified. As she says "cats and dogs," the sound of dog panting gradually approaching comes from outside the courtyard. Mo Ning hears it but does not turn around yet. [00:05.30-00:10.20] Shot 2: Animal movement is easiest to expose (Handheld Reframing) [00:05.30-00:06.50] A large black dog quickly enters from the lower left of the frame, directly shoving its head between Mo Ning's legs. The dog's entry has real forward momentum - head approaches first, then shoulders and body follow; the whole dog must not suddenly appear in frame. Mo Ning's hands are naturally pushed up by the dog, her body recoils a few centimeters. The camera instinctively shifts downward due to the dog's sudden entry, focus briefly lands on the dog's head. Mo Ning looks down at the dog and says: 【Lip Sync Guide】"Take this one, for example." Her tone is not playful with the dog, but like she has finally found a ready-made teaching case. [00:06.50-00:07.70] The black dog continues pushing forward, body across Mo Ning's legs, tail brushing the plastic chair legs. Mo Ning gently pushes the dog's head aside with her hand, then looks up at the camera: 【Lip Sync Guide】"See it?" After asking, she pauses half a second to give the audience time to observe the dog. [00:07.70-00:09.60] The black dog passes horizontally in front of Mo Ning, then suddenly brings its nose close to the camera, causing obvious foreground defocus. Mo Ning's gaze follows the dog, brows gradually tightening: 【Lip Sync Guide】"The movements are jerky, and the eyes are off." "Movements are jerky" is said like technical analysis. The dog's movements themselves must be continuous and natural; the humor comes from Mo Ning forcibly describing normal behavior as an AI flaw. [00:09.60-00:10.20] The dog's nose tip nearly touches the lens, letting out a short bark. Mo Ning watches from behind and concludes decisively: 【Lip Sync Guide】"Clearly fake." She does not laugh after saying it. The moment the bark ends, hard cut to the next scene. [00:10.20-00:14.60] Shot 3: Physical effects test (Extreme Close-up → Medium Shot) Hard cut to a retro dessert shop in a small Chinese city. Wooden tables, glass food display case, white porcelain teacups, thermos, tissue box, and Chinese price signs create a lived-in environment. Background customers eat and chat naturally. Mo Ning, A Lan, and Aunt Wang sit at the same table. On the table are a large pink strawberry yogurt drink and another lighter-colored drink. [00:10.20-00:10.70] Mo Ning suddenly moves close to the camera, her face entering extreme close-up. Due to the rapid distance change, the frame briefly loses focus, then autofocus accurately locks onto Mo Ning's eyes and lips. [00:10.70-00:13.70] Mo Ning widens her eyes, as if about to state the second key point: 【Lip Sync Guide】"Second, look at physical effects. The more liquid in the frame, the easier it is to mess up." "Physical effects" is spoken clearly and slightly slower. As she says "the more liquid," her gaze briefly shifts to the pink drink on the table; as she says "easiest to mess up," she turns her eyes back to the camera. A Lan and Aunt Wang continue sitting naturally, not allowed to observe Mo Ning's hands in advance or show alertness. [00:13.70-00:14.60] Cut to a two-shot. Mo Ning returns to her seat, casually picks up the pink drink in front of A Lan, and raises the cup with both hands above A Lan's head. Without winding up or exaggerated preparation, she directly flips the cup. Thick pink liquid forms a continuous stream under gravity, first landing on A Lan's head, then flowing down along her scalp, face side, shoulders, and clothing, finally splashing onto the wooden table. The liquid level in the cup must visibly decrease as it pours; the liquid has real weight, viscosity, and splash momentum - it is forbidden to appear from nowhere, float, flow upward, or penetrate the container. 【Sound Effects】Light clink of glass, sound of thick liquid falling, splash of liquid hitting the table. [00:14.60-00:18.20] Shot 4: Real reactions cannot be premature (Delayed Reaction) [00:14.60-00:15.20] After liquid first contacts A Lan, retain about 0.2 seconds of neural reaction delay. Then A Lan suddenly retracts her neck, squeezes her eyes shut, shoulders rise quickly, and hands instinctively move near her head. She opens her mouth with a short scream, body dodges sideways and backward with real inertia, the chair is pulled by the movement and scrapes against the floor. A Lan is forbidden from closing her eyes, screaming, raising her hands, or dodging before the liquid falls. [00:15.20-00:16.30] A Lan continues dodging sideways, her arm sweeping across the tabletop, causing a second small splash of liquid on the table. Mo Ning keeps the cup upside down until the drink is mostly empty before pulling it back. The cup cannot suddenly become empty, and her palm cannot fuse with the cup. Mo Ning glances down at the empty cup, confirming the "experiment is complete," with no apology and no panic throughout. [00:16.30-00:17.50] Aunt Wang freezes for half a beat, then immediately moves closer to A Lan. She supports A Lan with one hand and wipes liquid near her face with the other. Her attention must first focus on A Lan, and only after confirming the situation does she look up. [00:17.50-00:18.20] Close-up: Aunt Wang slowly turns her head toward Mo Ning, brows lowered, lips pressed tight. A Lan leans against Aunt Wang, breathing heavily, residual liquid continues dripping naturally. The two have no clear dialogue, only the tail of the scream, rapid breathing, and the sound of clothing rubbing. [00:18.20-00:21.30] Shot 5: Character reactions also expose (Reverse Medium Close-up) Reverse shot cuts to Mo Ning. She sits alone on the other side of the table, the tabletop in front of her a mess of pink liquid and fruit chunks, the empty cup at the table corner. [00:18.20-00:19.00] Mo Ning looks at A Lan and Aunt Wang, slightly raising her eyebrows: 【Lip Sync Guide】"Now look at the character reactions." Her tone remains that of explaining a knowledge point, with no guilt whatsoever. [00:19.00-00:21.30] Mo Ning first observes A Lan, then glances at Aunt Wang who is staring at her, and finally looks back at the camera: 【Lip Sync Guide】"That reaction just now - too synchronized, clearly overacted." "Too synchronized" is said like analyzing a performance issue; "overacted" ends abruptly. Only after the entire sentence is finished does a very slight mocking smile appear at one corner of her mouth. Smiling early or maintaining a smile throughout is forbidden. [00:21.30-00:25.20] Shot 6: Spatial relationships are hardest to handle (Backward Tracking Shot) Hard cut to the corridor of an old county-town guesthouse. A narrow corridor with multiple doors on both sides, warm yellow ceiling lights on the walls. On the wall is only one clear, standard green Chinese "安全出口" exit sign - English text or garbled characters are forbidden. [00:21.30-00:22.40] Mo Ning walks straight toward the camera from the far end of the corridor. The camera moves backward at the same speed, keeping Mo Ning centered in the frame. She does not speak at first; only footsteps and faint ambient sound remain in the corridor. [00:22.40-00:25.20] Mo Ning continues walking, stating the final judgment method to the camera: 【Lip Sync Guide】"Finally, look at the doors. Once spatial relationships get complex, AI is especially prone to errors." "Finally, look at the doors" has a slight pause; "spatial relationships" is clearly articulated; "especially prone to errors" is said with certainty. As she passes the "安全出口" sign, the sign must remain fixed on the wall, not move with the character, warp, or change into other text. [00:25.20-00:28.50] Shot 7: The door got it wrong (Door Physics Punchline) [00:25.20-00:25.80] Mo Ning stops at a door on the left side of the corridor, turning sideways to face it. Hand close-up: she accurately grips the metal handle of this door and presses it down. The finger count is correct, the palm maintains clear contact with the handle - no sticking, penetration, or misalignment. [00:25.80-00:26.30] Cut to medium shot. The door Mo Ning is holding does not open; instead, another door that no one is touching simultaneously opens a crack. The two doors remain independent and intact, door panels and frames cannot fuse. The wrong action happens only once, and the causal relationship must be clear: Mo Ning presses down the left door handle, but the right door opens. [00:26.30-00:27.00] Mo Ning first looks down to confirm the handle in her hand, then slowly turns her head toward the door that opened by itself. Her brows slightly tighten, she pauses half a second, then looks at the camera: 【Lip Sync Guide】"See? Even the doors got it wrong." Not a surprised scream, but a calm tone of "just as I predicted." [00:27.00-00:27.80] The adjacent door slowly closes by itself. Mo Ning visibly rolls her eyes once, releases the door handle: 【Lip Sync Guide】"Forget it, I'm leaving." Tone is tired and curt, the last word falls naturally. [00:27.80-00:28.50] Mo Ning pushes the original door again, and this time it opens normally. She steps sideways into the room. The camera remains in the corridor and does not follow. After Mo Ning is fully out of frame, the door quickly closes with a dull "thud." [00:28.50-00:30.00] Shot 8: Black screen ending (Hard Cut to Black) The moment the door closes, hard cut to pure black, which holds until 30 seconds. In the black screen, the echo of the door closing and two or three footsteps fading into the distance remain. The last 0.5 seconds are completely silent. No subtitles, titles, logos, or end cards appear on the black screen. 【Full Dialogue Summary】 Mo Ning: "How do you tell if a video is made by AI?" Mo Ning: "Don't stare at the quality, look at the animals first. The moment AI touches cats and dogs, it's easiest to slip up." Mo Ning: "Take this dog, for example." Mo Ning: "See it?" Mo Ning: "The movements are jerky, and the eyes are off." Mo Ning: "Clearly fake." Mo Ning: "Second, look at physical effects. The more liquid in the frame, the easier it is to mess up." Mo Ning: "Now look at the character reactions." Mo Ning: "That reaction just now - too synchronized, clearly overacted." Mo Ning: "Finally, look at the doors. Once spatial relationships get complex, AI is especially prone to errors." Mo Ning: "See? Even the doors got it wrong." Mo Ning: "Forget it, I'm leaving." 【Sound Requirements】 All of Mo Ning's dialogue uses the same Chinese voice, natural and clear pacing, like sharing experience facing a phone camera - no translation tone, broadcast tone, or mechanical reading. Every line of dialogue must be spoken by Mo Ning herself, with accurate Chinese lip sync. The courtyard retains wind, birdsong, dog panting, and barking; the dessert shop retains customer chatter, utensil sounds, liquid splashing, and screaming; the guesthouse retains footsteps, door hinges, and the door closing. No continuous background music, no canned laughter. 【Global Continuity】 All three characters strictly inherit their respective reference images, with no secondary design to appearance, hairstyle, body shape, makeup, clothing, or accessories. Mo Ning maintains the same appearance and voice across all three scenes. A Lan and Aunt Wang appear only in the dessert shop; the black dog appears only in the courtyard; characters who leave the frame must not suddenly return in the same shot. The dessert shop's reverse shots maintain consistent seating and gaze direction. All scene transitions use clear hard cuts; characters or backgrounds must not warp or deform in the frame.