Nano Banana Pro: Feraler Sittich-Gangster-Foto

Low-quality candid smartphone photo taken from across the street, handheld, slightly tilted, mild JPEG compression, soft focus, phone sensor noise, muted desaturated colors, flat overcast daylight with no visible sun. Real feral animal with accurate anatomy, size and feather texture, nothing cartoonish, nothing CGI. The animal looks like it was genuinely photographed on the street, not composited. Not posed, not staged. No text, no watermark, no visible faces of people. A dusty green feral rose-ringed parakeet standing upright on both feet on a cracked concrete sidewalk like a small person, wearing tiny black Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses, holding a small black pistol loosely in one wing at its side, barrel pointed at the ground, head turned slightly as if watching someone leave. Slightly faded lime-to-olive green plumage, long tapered tail, hooked red beak, pale eye-ring. Setting: a plain grey rendered wall behind, litter and a cigarette butt in the gutter, faded white lane line on the asphalt in the foreground, the legs of a passerby in dark shorts and black clogs cut off at the right edge of the frame mid-stride. Eye level, shot from about 8 meters away with a phone camera, 4:3 framing, parrot small in frame.