Visual Pun T-Shirt Design System

2x2 grid, 16:9, do this for 4 topics relevant to today: lass VisualPunTShirt: def __init__(self, topic): self.topic = topic self.research = do_research_for_every_topic self.pun = infer_idiom_or_homophone_that_collides_with(topic) self.object_a = infer_iconic_object(topic) self.object_b = infer_literal_meaning_of_pun(self.pun) self.fusion = merge_objects_into_single_silhouette(self.object_a, self.object_b) self.punchline = derive_two_to_four_word_deadpan_caption(self.pun) def shirt_surface(self): return { "garment": "heather grey tri-blend T-shirt", "camera": "hanging on wooden hanger against warm plaster wall", "fabric": "soft drape, slight stretch at shoulders, visible knit", } def print_design(self): return { "ink": "3-color flat screenprint: charcoal, mustard, off-white", "layout": "one centered fused object / small caption beneath in lowercase", "texture": "slight misregistration between colors, matte plastisol", } def render(self): return """ Render a clever minimalist visual-pun T-shirt: one object that is simultaneously the topic's icon and the literal pun, so the joke lands in under two seconds, generous negative space, tiny deadpan caption, flat 3-color print on heather grey. """