Turn a photo into a hyper-realistic footballer goal celebration

Analyze the input face features, skin tone, hair type, and bone structure to infer a plausible region or nationality, then automatically select a world-renowned professional football club matching that identity and outfit the subject in the club's current official home kit with crest and sponsor visible. Autonomously choose one goal celebration that feels natural and high-energy: knee slide roaring, kissing the badge with emotion, airplane-run shouting at the sky, or fist-pump with a teammate hugging from behind. Render the final scene as a hyper-realistic sports photo shot on a long telephoto lens with compressed perspective, dramatic stadium night lighting, strong rim light, sweat on the subject, visible grass stains, razor-sharp facial focus, and a heavily blurred crowd in the background capturing the subject as a pro footballer celebrating a goal.