Theatrical Indie Rock Ballad with Muppet Vocals

Create a theatrical indie rock ballad with live acoustic drums and expressive guitar. The style should feel dramatic and overperformed, like a band of emotionally unstable puppets playing their first and only set at a talent show. Tempo should be steady but passionate, with swelling dynamics and a sense of forced sincerity. Vocals should be delivered in raspy, exaggerated Muppet voices - wavering between heartfelt and absurd, as if they’re taking the performance far too seriously. Comedic yet tragic mood, with overly dramatic harmonies and occasional vocal breaks that sound like emotional unraveling. Intro People say I ought to feel things Like sunsets or even rain But I only get misty When I see things I can’t explain Verse 1 I used to feel my thoughts were mine But there's only felt inside my brain It's like it's rotting in real time But I keep scrolling just to stay sane