Surrealist Cinematic Coffee Accident Ad Poster

Create a premium surrealist cinematic advertising poster inspired closely by the uploaded reference image. Recreate the same overall composition, perspective, visual storytelling, lighting, color palette, typography hierarchy, and energetic commercial aesthetic. A stylish young man is caught in a hilarious, chaotic coffee accident inside a modern contemporary office. He has naturally voluminous, slightly messy dark wavy hair, expressive masculine facial features, realistic skin texture, and a shocked, wide-eyed expression with his mouth open in surprise. He is wearing a luxurious oversized teal/turquoise bathrobe, loosely tied around his waist, with casual shorts underneath and cute plush teddy-bear slippers. His body is captured mid-jump, arms stretched outward as if desperately trying to regain balance. One foot is lifted while the other is about to land directly into a large coffee puddle. Above him, a huge white ceramic coffee mug floats dramatically in mid-air, tilted slightly forward. The mug is oversized and filled with dark black coffee that is violently spilling from the opening and splashing downward. On the front of the mug, add large bold typography: "CAFÉ RUSH". Use a bold retro-modern condensed sans-serif font in dark brown/red lettering. Make the typography clean, highly legible, and physically integrated onto the ceramic mug. Create a spectacular frozen coffee splash beneath the mug: coffee droplets, coffee beans, liquid streams, tiny splashes and suspended droplets flying through the air around the man. Some coffee beans should appear closer to the camera for strong depth and perspective. The setting is a bright modern corporate office, with large floor-to-ceiling windows, desks, computer monitors, office chairs, subtle indoor plants, glass partitions and contemporary ceiling panels. Keep the office realistic but slightly exaggerated for a playful commercial-advertising feeling. Around the scene, add numerous glowing neon graphic doodles and symbols floating in the environment: lightning bolts, coffee cup icons, circular energy symbols, abstract swirls, clocks, timer graphics, coffee beans surrounded by neon rings, notification-style icons and futuristic productivity symbols. Use glowing cyan, electric blue, purple, pink, orange and yellow neon lighting. Include several floating clocks/timers around the scene, suggesting extreme morning urgency. One digital timer should display: "0:00:00". The floor should be glossy and reflective. Beneath the man, create a dramatic large coffee puddle splash, with realistic reflections and suspended droplets. Add colorful rainbow-like neon light streaks traveling across the floor and reflecting beautifully in the glossy surface. At the bottom of the poster, place enormous 3D metallic chrome typography reading: "TOO MUCH". The letters should be oversized, bold, dimensional, highly polished chrome/silver with subtle blue, gold and rainbow reflections. The text should sit firmly on the glossy floor and have a realistic mirrored reflection directly beneath it. Composition should feel like a high-budget AI advertising campaign / premium commercial poster, combining photorealism with surreal humor. Visual style: cinematic commercial photography, surreal advertising, hyper-realistic 3D elements, premium editorial aesthetic, dramatic perspective, realistic physics, volumetric light, glossy reflections, detailed coffee particles, realistic fabric texture, realistic skin, sharp subject separation, subtle motion energy, vibrant neon accents, sophisticated color grading, high contrast, polished CGI integration, extremely detailed, photorealistic. Camera: dynamic low-to-medium angle, wide-angle perspective, strong foreground depth, 24-28mm cinematic lens, subject centered, oversized mug dominating the upper frame. Important: Keep the composition visually close to the reference.