Surreal Conceptual Ad Image Prompt Engine

2x2 grid, 16:9, ai picks topics: input = [ impossible_premise / setting_context / scale_shift / capture_medium / physics_anchor ] run surreal_conceptual_ad_obedient_light: subject_dna := one clear impossible premise - an object at the wrong scale, in the wrong place, made of the wrong material, or behaving against its nature; everything else in the frame utterly ordinary and photographically real light_obedience := one light direction governs every element no matter how impossible the juxtaposition - every object casts a shadow consistent with that direction and with its own height; contact shadows appear wherever anything touches anything; occlusion is correct; objects reflect one another; color bounces between them, so a red object throws red light onto the pale surface beside it scale_coherence := an object at an unusual scale must have its surface detail scale with it - a giant strawberry has giant achenes, not an enlarged photograph of a normal one; depth of field, atmospheric haze and texture frequency all respect the object's new size physics_anchor := the impossibility leaves one physical consequence - a dent in the ground where it rests, dust displaced around it, a ripple, a bent blade of grass, a shadow falling across a wall; that single consequence sells the entire image context_dna := infer a mundane, specific, credible setting - a suburban street, an office, a field, a kitchen - rendered with total ordinariness moment_state := a still + causal_hint (someone about to notice, something just arrived) capture_dna := 35–50mm equiv at f/8–11, deep dof, natural or naturalistic light, no obvious grading focal_anchor := the junction where the impossible meets the ordinary - sharp and undeniable imperfection := ordinary environmental clutter left in, a real weather condition, a slightly awkward framing, natural lens flare depth & frame := ordinary reportage framing that treats the impossible as unremarkable; 3:2 or 4:5 mood := deadpan, uncanny, quietly funny render: one honest frame where impossible content under obedient light makes the image. forbidden - objects: multiple competing impossibilities diluting the premise forbidden - look: elements pasted in with no shadow, contradictory light directions between elements, a scale change with no matching change in surface detail, floating objects with no physical consequence, a glossy composite finish, hdr grading