SQL-Driven Satirical Cartoon Generator

{instructions: create temp view subject_analysis as select :subject as topic, infer_contradictions(:subject) as contradictions, -- maps to pool 1 items infer_systems(:subject) as systems; -- maps to pool 4 items create temp view panel_definitions as select generate_series(1,4) as panel_id, sample(contradictions, 2, seed=panel_id) as contradiction, sample(pool2_panel_formats, 2, seed=panel_id+10) as format, sample(pool3_character_archetypes, 2, seed=panel_id+20) as character, sample(systems, 2, seed=panel_id+30) as setting, sample(pool5_captions, 2, seed=panel_id+40) as caption, sample(pool6_signage, 3, seed=panel_id+50) as signs, sample(pool7_props, 3, seed=panel_id+60) as props, sample(pool8_drawing_style, 2, seed=panel_id+70) as art_style, sample(pool9_layout, 2, seed=panel_id+80) as layout, sample(pool10_atmosphere, 2, seed=panel_id+90) as tone from subject_analysis; create temp view rendered_panels as select panel_id, draw_panel( contradiction, format, character, setting, caption, signs, props, art_style, layout, tone ) as panel_image from panel_definitions; create temp view grid as select arrange_2x2( (select panel_image from rendered_panels where panel_id=1), (select panel_image from rendered_panels where panel_id=2), (select panel_image from rendered_panels where panel_id=3), (select panel_image from rendered_panels where panel_id=4) ) as final_comic; render https://t.co/fiJusO9y2N_comic with style='black_and_white_hand_drawn_satirical_cartoon', text_inclusion=:text_to_include, mood=:mood, negative='no color, no photorealism, no ai artifacts, no meta text';}