Satirical Four-Panel Comic Generator

do this for a witty topic, 16:9 <instructions> Define the subject as text. Define a contradiction as a record containing three text fields: claim: what is claimed reality: what is actually true institution: the system or organization connected to the contradiction Each contradiction produces two kinds of material: Pool 1 returns the claim and the reality. This is the source of the joke. Pool 4 returns the institution. This represents the system being criticized. Each finished comic panel has a unique text signature containing its framing, visual beat, character roles, banner, speech, signs, props, drawing style, composition, gutter, mood, caption mood, and joke ID. The four-panel comic's full signature is created by concatenating the signatures of all four panels. A regular expression checks that every panel follows the required structure. Each panel must contain exactly: one banner slot one speech slot Reject any output that includes: color photorealistic or continuous-tone rendering meta text, watermarks, or signatures the same joke ID in more than one panel two banners in a single panel a visual or stylistic kernel that changes between panels To generate contradictions from a subject: Find the main values associated with the subject. For each value, identify an opposing reality or antonym. Identify the institution associated with that value. Store the result as a contradiction containing the value, its opposite reality, and the institution. To compose the final image: Infer a set of contradictions from the subject. This becomes the available joke space. Create a deterministic hash from the subject. Use that hash to generate repeatable random seeds. Shuffle the contradictions and select four without replacement, so every panel uses a different joke. Generate cosmetic details independently for each panel. For each panel: select and resolve one banner and one speech element select and resolve two characters into protagonist and foil roles draw the panel using the same global visual kernel use the assigned contradiction as the panel's joke keep the subject consistent across all panels incorporate any optional text provided by the user Arrange the four panels in a two-by-two grid. Validate the completed grid against the required structure and all forbidden patterns. If it passes validation, grade the image according to the requested mood.