Satirical Comic Panel Generator

INPUT = [TOPIC / CRITIQUE / COMIC_STYLE / PUNCHLINE_MODE] Run SATIRICAL_COMIC_EXTRACTION: TOPIC_DNA := infer domain, stakes, institutions, people, systems, incentives, contradictions, and emotional tone CRITIQUE_DNA := infer what is wasteful, hypocritical, overcomplicated, performative, corrupt, naive, destructive, or absurd METAPHOR_OBJECT := infer the physical symbol of the problem: wall, machine, monster, maze, pile, leaking pipe, burning building, sinking ship, tangled wires, locked vault, broken scale, collapsing bridge, or other topic-specific object COUNTERFORCE := infer the absurd solution or overreaction: tool, creature, character, machine, ritual, slogan, weaponized object, bureaucracy form, mascot, impossible invention, or symbolic act CHARACTER_SYSTEM := infer who reacts: official, worker, citizen, mascot, executive, student, robot, animal, crowd, witness, narrator, or abstract personification PANEL_BEAT := Panel 1 = setup / labeled problem / visual metaphor Panel 2 = punchline / absurd solution / character reaction INK_STYLE := infer black-and-white linework, hatching, stipple, scratch texture, dense shadows, newspaper grain, or manga speed marks TEXT_SYSTEM := infer labels, signs, captions, sound effects, speech bubbles, and punchline Render: A two-panel satirical comic where the joke is readable through metaphor, labels, and exaggerated action. Forbidden: hard-coded political target, hard-coded wall, hard-coded wrecking balls, hard-coded chainsaw, hard-coded phrase, random violence, generic meme layout.