Satirical Cartoon Grid Generator

2x2 grid, 16:9, do this for 4 witty topics picked by AI: I(0) = blank white sheet with faint 2x2 grid guides. I(1) = the complete satirical cartoon grid. ∂I/∂t = Δ(I, $ SUBJECT, pools, optional variables) Guidance steps: t=0.0–0.1: Thick black panel borders appear, 2x2 layout locked. t=0.1–0.3: Characters materialize in each panel - exhausted, confused, dead-eyed - their poses set by the inferred contradiction. t=0.3–0.55: Institutional settings grow around them: help centers, productivity command rooms, authenticity factories, etc., with walls covered in signs and dashboards. t=0.55–0.75: Bold handwritten captions snap into place above each panel; smaller labels and micro-text populate the backgrounds and props. t=0.75–0.9: Props (laptops, coffee cups, conveyor belts, timers) appear around the characters, each with tiny ironic labels. t=0.9–1.0: Crosshatching and stipple shading refine; line weights adjust; final polish. No color, no photorealism, no AI text artifacts. Output I(1): the complete deadpan editorial internet cartoon, 10x richer, all pools fused coherently, instantly readable, painfully relatable.