Pocket Thunder TV Commercial Prompt

Characters: PRESENTER [Generation Goal] Generate a fast, stupid television commercial for POCKET THUNDER, a storm in a jar. PRESENTER blames the sky, opens the jar indoors and gets rained on, throwing his signature palms-up pose. [Reference Material Roles] [CHARACTER REFERENCE] defines PRESENTER's face, voluminous swept-back hair, brown suit and tie and his raised open-palm gesture. Use only appearance, clothing and gesture. [CHARACTER REFERENCE] defines the product exactly: a squat glass jar with brass screw lid holding a swirling grey-violet storm cloud with tiny lightning inside, indigo label with bolt icon, POCKET THUNDER wordmark and ONE STORM, SEVEN MINUTES line. Copy it precisely. Do not reproduce the four-panel sheet layout. [Style] Cable-doc parody cranked to slapstick: dim study set, hard lamp, snap zooms, hard cuts, sudden wind and rain gag, saturated punchy grade. [Stage 1] PRESENTER holds the jar up to the lamp, cloud swirling inside, eyes huge. English, breathless delivery, PRESENTER {They said weather comes from the sky. I am not so sure.} [Stage 2] He unscrews the brass lid; the cloud erupts out, papers fly, a tiny rain shower soaks his hair flat while he refuses to move. PRESENTER {Seven minutes of weather. Indoors. On purpose!} [Stage 3] Soaked, hair collapsed, he throws both palms up in his signature pose and grins at the lens with tiny lightning flashing behind him. PRESENTER {POCKET THUNDER. I am not saying it is a scam. But it is raining on me.} [Camera] Snap zoom onto the jar, handheld shake as the cloud erupts, static medium on the soaked palms-up pose. [Audio] <brass lid unscrewing> <sudden wind gust> <papers flying> <light rain hitting a desk> <distant thunder crack> plus his dialogue [Maintain Consistency] Keep PRESENTER's identity and brown suit consistent and the POCKET THUNDER jar identical to [PRODUCT REFERENCE]. One jar only. Natural lip sync. No music, no captions, no animals, no glowing eyes, no real brands.