OverengineeredLaunch: Absurd Invention Launch Board

class OverengineeredLaunch: def __init__(self, INVENTION): s = infer(INVENTION) # six slots + deliverables + design language self.s = s def causal_chain(self): # F3: sensor→mechanism→problem must connect assert senses(self.s.sensor, self.s.micro_problem), "F3: sensor unrelated to problem" assert addresses(self.s.mechanism, self.s.micro_problem), "F3: mechanism doesn't address" assert excessive(self.s.over, self.s.micro_problem), "F3: not actually overengineered" def render(self): self.causal_chain() return launch_board( hero=premium_render(self.s, design=BRAUN_x_VC), exploded=exploded_view(self.s), scenario=usage_scenario(self.s), patent=miniature_patent_sketch(self.s), case=carrying_case(self.s), charging=charging_system(self.s) if relevant(self.s) else None, edition=numbered_limited_edition(self.s), problem_statement=gravitas_panel(self.s.micro_problem), # F2: framed as societal challenge typography=PRO, negative_space=GENEROUS) # F5 def verify(self, img): assert wink_detector(img) == 0 and not cartoonish(img) and not acknowledging(img), "F1" assert seriousness_uniform(img) == MAX and in_frame_importance(img) == UNSPOKEN, "F2" assert all_present(img, [exploded, scenario, patent, case, edition] + six_slots), "F3" assert one_design_language(img) and believable_manufacture(img), "F4/eta" assert hierarchy(img) and not cluttered(img), "F5" OverengineeredLaunch(INVENTION).render()