Nature documentary style spoof of a man assembling furniture

15-second NATURE DOCUMENTARY-style comedy short, storyboard as visual reference. Shot on a long telephoto lens, observational framing, shallow focus, soft natural window light, muted realistic tones, subtle handheld wildlife-cam sway - as if secretly filming a wild animal. Deadpan, no exaggeration. Photorealistic live-action look. 0-1.9s SUBJECT: open on a long-lens shot through a doorway - a man crouched over a flat-pack furniture box on the floor, unaware he's observed, wildlife-cam framing. 1.9-3.8s MANUAL: close-up as he opens the instruction sheet and squints, tilting his head like a confused animal studying a strange object. 3.8-5.6s DISMISSAL: he tosses the manual over his shoulder, chin raised, a display of confident dominance. 5.6-7.5s FORAGE: he paws through a scattered pile of identical screws and dowels, sorting with growing uncertainty. 7.5-9.4s STRUGGLE: wide shot - he wrestles a panel that won't align, the half-built shelf wobbling, strained posture. 9.4-11.3s REALISATION: he freezes holding a panel upside down, slow dawning horror as he realizes it's backwards. 11.3-13.1s COLLAPSE: the furniture topples sideways; he sits motionless in the wreckage, defeated thousand-yard stare. 13.1-15s TROPHY: he stands proud beside the finished slightly-crooked shelf; camera slowly pans down to reveal one leftover screw on the carpet he pretends not to see. Hold. Camera: telephoto compression, gentle handheld observational sway, slow push-ins, final slow tilt-down to the screw. Naturalistic, deadpan. No text, no captions.