Miniature Flying Human Comedy Video Prompt

Create a tiny miniature version of me, approximately 15–20 cm tall. Preserve my exact recognizable face, hairstyle and outfit throughout. I can naturally fly at insane speed with no wings or superhero costume. Realistic miniature scale, airflow, hair/clothing physics, shadows and motion blur. 0–3s - BUSY MARKET: Start extremely low through a crowded Indian market. Suddenly MINI-ME rockets past people's faces at crazy speed - WHOOSH! Shopping bags and hair flutter from my wake. Everyone freezes and looks up. I slow beside one shocked man, give him a cheeky smile, then instantly accelerate away. 3–6s - PEOPLE TRY IT 😂: I fly past a group of young people near a street. After seeing me, one excited guy stretches both arms forward like Superman and starts running, trying to “take off.” He jumps… travels absolutely nowhere… and his friends burst out laughing. Meanwhile MINI-ME casually flies overhead and looks down at them. 6–9s - CHAI SHOP: I blast past a roadside chai stall only centimetres above the counter. Cups rattle from the airflow. I quickly grab one tiny biscuit while flying without stopping. The chaiwala stares at his biscuit plate, then looks upward completely confused. I fly away happily holding the biscuit. 9–12s - TRAFFIC CHAOS: I rocket between autos, buses and cars, safely above traffic. People inside vehicles point through their windows. One passenger jokingly sticks both arms forward trying to imitate my flying pose. I fly alongside the bus window, look at him, shake my head like “nice try”, then accelerate. 12–15s - EPIC COMEDY ENDING: I shoot upward between buildings and over rooftops. The camera struggles desperately to follow. Suddenly I notice a normal-sized person below holding a cup of chai. I instantly U-turn, dive down and land perfectly on the edge of the chai cup. After all that insane flying, MINI-ME casually sits there, dips the stolen biscuit into the chai and takes a bite. Camera pushes close to my tiny face. I look directly at camera with a completely serious expression. FINAL FRAME: Giant humans stand around staring at tiny me in disbelief while I calmly continue eating my biscuit. Keep it one fast, seamless journey: market → people trying to fly → chai shop → traffic → rooftops → giant chai cup. No wings, cape, glowing aura, teleportation or cartoon look. Everything must look like genuine handheld footage of a real miniature human somehow capable of flying. FEEL: Everyone wants to know how she can fly. She just wants chai and biscuits. 😂