Medieval Elevator Comedy Video Prompt

I've attached my image here, and it is @img1. Use it perfectly and completely. Create a 10-second, ultra-realistic cinematic comedy video starring me. I casually walk into a completely normal modern elevator while holding a takeaway coffee. I press one button and wait. The elevator doors open. Instead of another floor, there is a full-blown medieval battlefield outside. Hundreds of armored knights are charging toward the elevator, horses are sprinting, arrows are flying through the air, catapults are launching flaming rocks, and complete chaos is unfolding. I freeze with an absolutely horrified expression. One confused medieval knight suddenly stops directly in front of the elevator and stares at me. I slowly reach forward, repeatedly smash the CLOSE DOOR button in absolute panic, and spill my coffee everywhere. The doors begin closing just as the entire medieval army notices me and starts sprinting toward the elevator. At the last possible moment, the doors shut. I stand completely frozen inside the now-silent elevator, covered in coffee. Then the doors immediately reopen. A confused horse is now standing inside the elevator beside me. I stare at the horse. The horse stares back at me. Hard cut to black. No dialogue, talking, narration, captions, or readable text. The comedy must work entirely through facial expressions, physical reactions, absurd escalation, visual contrast, sound design, and perfect comedic timing. Make it photorealistic, cinematic, chaotic, ridiculous, fast-paced, visually spectacular, extremely expressive, polished blockbuster VFX, realistic physics, handheld reaction shots, dramatic lighting, and 9:16 vertical format.