Live-Action + Flat 2D Sticker Cooking Vlog with Raccoon Solka

Live-action + flat 2D sticker composite, POV cooking vlog, vertical 9:16, 10 seconds, 8K, light handheld micro-shake. Realistic kitchen + funny flat sticker character. Scene: Home kitchen from first-person perspective. Beef and greens are frying in a black pan, oil sizzles, steam rises. White tiles, sauce bottles, sink on the right, side daylight. Character: Little chibi raccoon Solka as a flat 2D sticker: gray-blue fur, dark mask around eyes, striped tail, big red bow, round black glasses, yellow dress, red shoes. Thick outline, paper texture, colored pencil style. Sitting on a small stool by the stove. 00:00-00:03 - Salty Avalanche Real hand stirs meat with a spatula. Solka smiles cunningly and pours a whole jar of salt into the pan. Salt falls like a waterfall, forming a white mound. SFX: sizzling, salt pouring. 00:03-00:05 - Oops Hand takes the jar away, next to her head the spatula makes a comical "BONK!". Glasses slide down, tail stands on end, Solka jumps. SFX: bonk, cartoon spring. 00:05-00:08 - Salty Payback Solka tastes the oversalted food. Cheeks puff up, eyes become spirals, cartoon tears spray from eyes. SFX: crunch, pause, exaggerated crying. 00:08-00:10 - Salty K.O. She swallows, eyes turn into Xs, falls off the stool like a paper sticker. Stars around head, final freeze-frame. SFX: croak, soft thud, funny spirit sound. Negative prompt: 3D raccoon, realistic fur, redesign, extra limbs, deformed hands, morphing, flicker, blur, fake salt physics, gore, subtitles, watermark, UI.