Jafar Tech Review Vlog Prompt

A hyperrealistic "tech review" vlog. The photo-realistic Jafar, in his dark, ornate chambers, is speaking to his phone which is mounted on a tripod. His parrot, Iago, is perched on his shoulder. Jafar says with a sinister, slow voice: "Greetings, my followers. Today, we are unboxing a very rare, very ancient piece of tech. The 'Lamp of Wonders'." He places a dusty, old oil lamp on the table. "The seller claimed it has... 'phenomenal cosmic power.' The build quality feels... dated. And there's no charging port." Iago squawks, "It's a scam! A total scam!" Jafar ignores him and rubs the lamp. "The instructions just say to 'rub it.' Let's test the user interface..." Suddenly, blue smoke erupts from the lamp. Jafar looks into the camera with a slow, evil smile. "Okay... this might be a game-changer."