Giant Woman Pool Surreal Comedy Video Prompt

15 seconds, 16:9 horizontal, one continuous photorealistic viral smartphone shot. Absurd surreal comedy scene in a small indoor hotel pool. Realistic environment: tiled walls, fluorescent ceiling lights, metal pool ladders at the sides, pool depth markers, white plastic chairs, vending machines, and 6–8 normal-size spectators in swimwear standing around the pool, laughing, cheering, and filming on smartphones. A giant young sexy blonde woman in her early 20s is floating flat on her back in the pool. Her enormous head, neck, and upper shoulders float naturally on the water surface. Her face is almost horizontal, looking upward toward the ceiling. Wet slicked-back blonde hair spreads slightly in the water. She is exceptionally beautiful, youthful, glamorous, and highly photogenic, with blue eyes, glossy wet skin, and realistic pores. At the very first frame, a full-size normal middle-aged man in plaid swim trunks is already standing barefoot with BOTH FEET planted directly on the center of the giant woman’s forehead above her eyebrows. He is holding a white cup. The man is approximately 180 cm tall in the world of the scene. He is NOT miniature, NOT toy-sized, NOT dwarf-sized, NOT shrunken. His size, height, head size, and body proportions must match the men standing around the pool. He must also match the human scale of the pool ladders, chairs, and vending machines. Only the woman is gigantic. The man is NOT standing on a ladder, NOT standing on the pool edge, and NOT climbing down from anywhere. The pool ladders exist only in the background and never interact with him. The giant woman remains lying flat on her back throughout the scene. Her enormous face floats on the water while the full-size normal man stands clearly on top of her forehead. Do not make him grab her nose. ACTION: 0–3s: Wide poolside smartphone shot. The giant blonde woman floats flat on her back. The full-size normal 180 cm man is already balancing on her forehead with both feet. The crowd behind them laughs and films. She looks upward at him with amused, slightly confused eyes. 3–6s: The man moves quickly and awkwardly across her forehead, taking faster unsteady steps and windmilling his arms while trying not to fall. He should not move carefully or slowly. The crowd reacts louder. The phone camera does a slight shaky push-in. 6–9s: He slips suddenly and slides faster down the slope of her giant face toward her nose and mouth. His white cup flies out of his hand. Her eyes track him and her expression changes from amused confusion to surprised disbelief. 9–12s: She opens her mouth very wide in sudden surprise. He slides directly into the open mouth much faster, feet-first, with a more dramatic loss of balance. 12–15s: He falls completely into her open mouth and disappears fully inside. No part of him remains outside. She closes her mouth, blinks in shock, and the people around the pool erupt in cheers, laughter, raised hands, and excited phone filming. CAMERA / REALISM: One continuous viral smartphone shot from poolside, slightly handheld, natural framing, mild compression, realistic fluorescent indoor lighting, convincing wet skin, water reflections, and splashes. No cinematic grading. The impossible scale should still look weirdly believable: giant woman floating on the water + full-size normal 180 cm man standing on her face + normal-size crowd behind them. TONE: Funny, surreal, visually shocking, and energetic, but not horror. No gore, no blood, no violence, no body horror. CRITICAL NEGATIVES: NO man on ladder. NO man on pool edge. NO man climbing into frame. NO nose grabbing. NO miniature man. NO toy-sized man. NO dwarf-sized man. NO shrunken man. NO woman upright in the water. NO giant head standing vertically. NO scale changes. NO broken anatomy. NO extra limbs. NO glitchy transitions.