Dark Corporate Satire: Puppet HR Office Scene

([Dark Corporate Satire]) (Medium: Arri Alexa Mini LF, Vintage Lenses) [SCENE START] INT. WOOD-PANELED HR OFFICE - DAY Camera: Medium shot, locked-off tripod. Shallow depth of field focusing on subjects. High-end cinematic digital sharpness. Lighting: Warm but oppressive desk lamp lighting mixed with muted overhead office lights. SUBJECT: Subject 1: Puppet HR Representative (Michael): 1. Orange fleece skin, 2. Grey mustache and wire glasses, 3. Sharp navy business suit. Subject 2: Human Employee (Max): 1. Light blue dress shirt, 2. Loosened tie, 3. Tear-streaked, devastated face. ACTION: [Time 00:00-00:06]: Over-the-shoulder from Subject 2 to Subject 1. Subject 1 speaks in a calm, soothing voice. Dialogue: "Mister Max, taking a third donut is two violations. Your employment isn't terminated, but your human privileges are revoked effective immediately." [Time 00:06-00:09]: Reverse shot on Subject 2 sobbing uncontrollably. Subject 1's orange felt hand enters the frame holding a black remote and presses a large red button. [Time 00:09-00:13]: A thick industrial hose drops from the ceiling tile directly over Subject 2 and instantly blasts Subject 2 with high-pressure liquid orange felt and googly eyes. Subject 2 is instantly transformed into an orange puppet and his screams turn into high-pitched, squeaky Muppet noises. ATMOSPHERE: The vibe is bureaucratic nightmare meets surreal puppet-show television. Parody presented as serious. Utterly deadpan corporate protocol applied to a horrifyingly absurd physical transformation. [STYLE MODIFIERS] Reference: J.Hensin creature shop practical effects, dark workplace comedy. Audio implication: Muffled office ambience. High-fidelity puppet voiceover synced to mouth flaps. Loud, wet, heavy splashing and sudden squeaky-toy sounds at 00:09.