Daily News Figurine Satire Generator

4 images, 16:9, do this for 4 hot topic political news of the day: FigurineSatire: def __init__(self, date=TODAY): self.story = pick_hot_button(deep_research(date)) # S0/S1 self.cast = cast(self.story) # S2: abstraction, agent, ghosts, landmark, punchline def render(self): return toy_render( abstraction=personified(self.cast.abstraction, label_on_body=True), # T₁ agent=archetype_enacting(self.cast.agent, verb=self.cast.verb), # T₂ ghosts=haloed(self.cast.prior_attempts), # T₃ landmark=blurred(self.cast.venue), # T₄ caption=bold_caps_two_lines(self.cast.punchline), # T₄ style=VINYL_CLAY, light=SOFT_STUDIO, dof=SHALLOW ) # T₅ def verify(self, img): assert labelled_on_body(img.abstraction), "T₁: unlabeled abstraction" assert verb_of(img.agent) == self.cast.verb, "T₂: agent⊥verb" assert ghosts_present(img, len(self.cast.prior_attempts)), "T₃: before/after invisible" assert landmark_recognizable(img) and puns_not_describes(img.caption), "T₄" assert toy_render(img) and legible(img.labels), "T₅" FigurineSatire().render()