Cryptid Doorbell Camera Prompt

INPUT: $ SUBJECT // cryptid, unclassified figure, something wrong at the door VISITOR = infer_subject($ SUBJECT) // scale vs doorframe, posture, awareness of lens BEHAVIOR = infer_mundane_act($ SUBJECT) // it is doing something ORDINARY - trash, doorknob, package PORCH = infer_porch($ SUBJECT) // real siding, mat, planter, hose, peeling paint NIGHT = infer_ir_night($ SUBJECT) // IR emitters on, monochrome, no color info BLOWOUT = infer_ir_falloff($ SUBJECT) // near subject blown white, background crushed black LENS = infer_fisheye($ SUBJECT) // heavy barrel warp, corners stretched MOUNT = infer_camera_height($ SUBJECT) // ~4ft, fixed, slightly off-level CROP = infer_motion_trigger($ SUBJECT) // subject partly out of frame - cut off, entering OVERLAY = infer_hud($ SUBJECT) // timestamp, device name, battery icon, small font FLAWS = infer_flaws($ SUBJECT) // low bitrate smear, IR noise, compression blocks Φ = ir_falloff(emitter) + barrel_warp(LENS) MOTION: subject enters frame at edge → pauses → head turns toward lens → holds 2s → exits. No camera movement, fixed mount. Compose: fixed doorbell camera, IR night mode, monochrome, subject overexposed and partially cropped, timestamp overlay, heavy compression. Photoreal, 4:3 or 16:9.