Bird Baseball Stadium Scene

(The stadium roars - thousands of wings beating in unison, a wave of feathers and squawks that shakes the bleachers. A peregrine falcon in a custom leather uniform stands on the pitcher’s mound, wind tearing through his flight feathers. He rears back, talons gripping a baseball stitched from spider silk, and launches it so fast the air shimmers. The batter, a scarlet macaw with a bat carved from mahogany, slams it into the upper deck. A murder of crows in team jerseys dives to retrieve it, but a barn owl in a catcher’s mask snatches it mid-dive, wings flaring like a shield. The umpire, a white-headed eagle with a silver whistle, screeches, "OUT!" The crowd goes silent - then erupts as a hummingbird in a tiny speed suit zips around the bases, petals falling from her wings. The mascot, a grinning great horned owl in a foam crown, moonwalks across the field, tossing acorn confetti. At the concession stand, a vulture with a chef’s hat serves "Worm Wrigglers" - spicy mealworm sliders on honey-nut bread - while a group of flamingos in pink tutus perform a halftime dance, their legs blurring into a pink haze.)