2x2 Grid Meme Photo Prompt

2x2 grid, AI picks subjects, 16:9 A = { real_world_vehicle: $ VEHICLE (e.g., rusty bicycle, old scooter, faded sedan), ridden by $ RIDER (e.g., businessperson, panda-costume wearer), urban background } B = { 2D_cartoon_upgrade: crudely drawn $ 2D_ADDON (rocket booster, dragon wings, tank treads) painted on corrugated cardboard, taped or zip-tied to the vehicle } C = { drawn_effects: flat 2D flames, speed lines, motion blur strokes, bold black outlines, primary color fills (red, yellow, blue) applied directly to the cardboard or vehicle } D = { photographic_style: street photography, motion-blurred background, sharp focus on rider and upgrade, slight fisheye lens distortion, afternoon sunlight, urban grit } MEME_PHOTO = (A ∩ real_scene) ∪ (B ∩ physical_addon) ∪ (C ∩ drawn_layer) ∪ (D ∩ photo_treatment) RENDER a single humorous photograph of $ RIDER on $ VEHICLE, upgraded with $ 2D_ADDON, shot in a busy city street. The 2D elements must look intentionally cheap and cartoonish. No text, no logos. 8K, editorial street-style.