1970s Snapshot Slow-Motion Food Fight

Raw 1970s-80s snapshot photography style, direct on-camera flash, harsh flat lighting, coarse film grain, slightly faded warm color cast, candid documentary snapshot feel. Shot in dramatic extreme slow motion throughout. In the foreground, two people at a backyard barbecue table are having a full-blown food fight in slow motion, grabbing burger buns, fries, sausages and cups off the table and hurling them at each other, food tumbling slowly through the air, drink splashing in slow arcs, their laughing expressions stretched out in slow motion. Sitting just behind them, slightly to the side, a man looks directly at the camera with a flat, deadpan, bored expression, completely unfazed, occasionally blinking slowly, as if the slow-motion chaos happening right next to him has nothing to do with him. The entire scene plays at slow-motion speed, food and liquid drifting gracefully through the air the whole time. Background stays plain and slightly out of focus.