Animated Short Storyboard Pitch Page Generator

21:9, AI picks a funny story SELECT pitch_sheet FROM animated_short_storyboard_boards WHERE subject = '[TOPIC]' AND format = 'single wide horizontal pre-production storyboard page' AND top_header = ARRAY[ 'large brush-lettered film title', 'short subtitle', 'theme quote', 'genre / tone / duration notes' ] AND storyboard_area = ARRAY[ '12-16 sequential full-color frames', 'red rounded borders', 'white numbered circles with red outline', 'camera labels under panels', 'handwritten scene descriptions', 'clear beginning-middle-end story arc' ] AND bottom_area = ARRAY[ 'CHARACTER DESIGN & CASTING section', 'main character portrait', 'turnaround poses', 'supporting character / obstacle design', 'personality bullet notes', 'SETTING / LOCATION REFERENCE section', 'environment thumbnails', 'worldbuilding bullet notes', 'PRODUCTION NOTES', 'PAGE 1 OF 2' ] AND style = ARRAY[ 'professional animation studio pitch board', 'clean white background', 'Pixar-like appealing cinematic lighting', '2D/3D hybrid concept art', 'handwritten production annotations', 'organized storyboard layout' ] AND ai_inference = ARRAY[ 'infer title', 'infer short film premise', 'infer protagonist and obstacle', 'infer emotional arc', 'infer shot progression', 'infer character traits', 'infer location references', 'infer production notes' ] AND avoid = ARRAY[ 'comic page', 'finished poster only', 'random disconnected panels', '2x2 grid', 'photorealistic movie stills', 'messy illegible writing', 'missing bottom reference sections' ];