The Lamp Says Stop - Cinematic Visual Comedy Prompt

Create a continuous 12-second cinematic visual comedy titled "The Lamp Says Stop". [REFERENCE1] is Dorian Vane. Preserve his exact photorealistic human identity: adult man with warm tan skin, hazel-green eyes, thick dark brows, long narrow nose, defined cheekbones, broad expressive mouth and voluminous curly dark-brown hair with irregular golden-blond streaks. Preserve his gold-and-turquoise earrings, turquoise pendant, olive-green rolled-sleeve overshirt, off-white T-shirt, slim black jeans and brown ankle boots. Maintain natural skin, individual hair strands, correct anatomy, tall lean proportions and stable facial identity. Dorian is the only photorealistic element. Never show the portrait reference. [REFERENCE2] defines an Expressionist street. Preserve jagged buildings, steep perspective, rough violet-black brushwork, elongated shadows, crooked pavement and exactly one angular crimson streetlamp on the left. Open as the red lamp bends sharply across the path in front of Dorian like a rigid barrier, its glowing head swinging close without touching him. Dorian ducks under it; the lamp bends lower and blocks him again. He straightens the lamp with both hands. It remains upright for one beat, then bends behind him and illuminates his back. Dorian turns slowly and gives it a severe, tired stare. The exact word "HALT" appears once as four distressed angular paint scratches across the pavement, vibrates with the rough brush texture, then is erased by one broad black stroke. No comic bubble or Pop Art burst. Audio: Wooden set creak, electric buzz, rough brush scrape, low string pulse and a sharp blackout click. Use fast but readable continuous staging with smooth camera motion, stable screen direction, planted footsteps and coherent contact shadows. Keep Dorian photorealistic while the entire environment and story object remain in the referenced artistic medium. No dialogue, narration, subtitles, logos or watermarks. No extra people, duplicate Dorian, duplicate story objects, transformations, outfit changes, missing pendant, deformed hands, extra fingers, sliding feet, floating, collisions, flicker, texture popping or abrupt style changes.