2003 Windows Movie Maker Wedding DVD Stylistic Suck

Model: MiniMax H3 JSON prompt { "archetype": "Stylistic suck / 2003 Windows Movie Maker wedding DVD", "duration": "15s", "model": "MiniMax H3 / Hailuo 03 T2V, 16:9, 2K, native stereo", "concept": { "title": "JENNIFER & TODD", "world": "A burned DVD menu pretending to be a video. Papyrus and Comic Sans. A heart clipart PNG with a white box around it. A date stamp 06.14.2003 in the corner, Arial Black. A church basement reception, folding tables, a sheet cake JENNIFER & TODD, a DJ laptop with Windows XP. The footage is real-ish but crushed, oversharpened, Ken Burns on stills, a spinning CD icon. Interlace. A watermark OUR WEDDING in the lower third, Comic Sans, drop shadow.", "story": "It never gets good. The suck IS the piece. A bad crossfade, a title that types on, a still of the kiss that Ken-Burns too far, a clipart dove that is 48 pixels.", "rhythm_structure": { "0-3s": "Black. Then a title card in Comic Sans, yellow, drop shadow: JENNIFER & TODD. Smaller Papyrus: June 14, 2003. A spinning CD clipart. Date stamp 06.14.2003 already on.", "3-7s": "Smash to the cake. JENNIFER & TODD in icing. A 4-second Ken Burns zoom that overshoots into the icing rose. OUR WEDDING watermark pops on, Comic Sans, lower third.", "7-11s": "Bad crossfade to the first dance. They turn too slow. A heart PNG, white corners un-keyed, floats across. The date stamp never leaves. Interlace combing on the turn.", "11-15s": "Smash to a still of the kiss, then Ken Burns into an eyeball. A final title, Comic Sans: THE END :) and a clipart dove, 48px, pixelated. Hold. End on the suck." } }, "camera": { "shot_type": "Edited 15s, 4:3 stretched to 16:9, 2003 consumer DV look", "lens_language": "Wedding-uncle MiniDV, auto-exposure hunting, no cinema", "camera_journey": "0-3s title, 3-7s Ken Burns on cake, 7-11s dance, 11-15s Ken Burns on the kiss. Ugly cuts on purpose.", "forbidden_moves": ["No making it pretty", "No licensed song", "No modern grade"] }, "grade": { "stock": "MiniDV, crushed blacks, magenta skin, sharpening halo, 4:3 stretch", "palette": ["Cake white", "Comic Sans yellow", "XP blue", "Heart-PNG red"], "texture": "Interlace, clipart pixels, watermark" }, "audio": { "native": true, "bed": "Room wash, a DJ laptop playing a generic original MIDI, not a real hit", "accents": ["Windows XP start ding on the title", "Someone says 'oh my god' off mic", "Fork on a plate"], "forbidden": ["No licensed wedding song", "No cinematic score", "No voiceover"] }, "constraints": [ "Readable: JENNIFER & TODD, June 14 2003, 06.14.2003, OUR WEDDING, THE END :)", "The ugly is the technique. Do not beautify.", "MiniMax H3 T2V 15s 16:9" ] }